Kayla Hart

Sitting at work, bored. I have my phone so am updating here since I've already played the games on it. Too many guys order lingerie for v day. If that's what they got their wives & girlfriends then lingerie is pointless. They're not getting laid. Even I know that.

Was surprised by a midnight cupcake for my birthday but can't open family presents til I go home tomorrow. Been waiting a week to open dad's present. If it sucks, I get to buy my own present. Weird being 20 and doesn't feel differently than 19.

Sherlock Holmes was awesome and Avatar was fucking amazing. I've already seen it three times and I bought the shirt two days ago. Seriously, if you've thought about seeing it and haven't done so, do it! Only don't do what I did and take a sissy with you when you go. Elliot fucking cried during half of it. I swear I'm more of a guy than he is and I'm the one with tits!

New Years was okay. Nothing exciting happened, just the same old shit.

Christmas sucked ass, except for seeing Sherlock Holmes with Elliot. Davvy brought his new girlfriend over to meet Mordicus and Dad, but Dad bailed out as usual. There was some new cute and fuzzy creature discovered, so off he went. It's not like we haven't seen him in seven months, but whatever. I'm over it.

Just so you know, I have a new roommate. I'm not a lesbian.

( Agent Nash )

I sometimes wonder if I should go back to school since I'm 19 and I can't work at Madame Blueberry's forever. Hell, I don't want to work there now, but it's all I can find that isn't in food service and pays slightly above minimum wage. Besides that, I fail in the food industry as I can't keep my opinions to myself and when a fat ass man orders enough food for six people, I'm going to call him a fat ass. If I went back to school, I'd be done in a few years and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted with myself without any "You need a real job"s from assfucks who can't keep their nose in their own fucking business. I could be the boss and all that shit, but here's the thing: I don't know what I want to do, so why the fuck should I be in school? Maybe someday I'll be the producer of the next Star Trek movie, but until then I'll keep working at Madame Blueberry's.

The nice thing about working at Blueberry's is that when I see my poor, unfortunate friends slaving away at homework, I can sit back and laugh my ass off. I don't have to deal with any of that shit and I'd rather work in a hell hole wearing stupid ass costumes than write papers. So, in conclusion, HA!

Why don't I like the girl I see
The one who's standing right in front of me
Why don't I think before I speak
( I should have listened to that voice inside me )